Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
Make a bathroom mat from Lego
Tinder anti-matches that notify you when you both swiped left
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us